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Artix's Critical Fail Counter: 10
Times Artix has successfully executed his "Warlord Strike" move: 4
Times Artix has successfully executed his "Warlord Strike" move: 4
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Tally of "friendly" things that have hit Rolith in the back of the head:
x1 Lance of Faith
x1 Gaze of Defiance
x1 Gaze of Defiance
x2 Magic Missile
x2 Arrow
x1 Crossbow Bolt
x1 Crossbow Bolt
Lim's Adventure Stew Recipe
Ingredients:
~2.5lb hunk of beef of your choice (I use sirloin roast)
Liberal amounts of small redskin potatoes
Liberal amounts of mini carrots
Liberal amounts of chopped red onion
3 beef bullion cubes
A dusting of paprika
A few drops of Dave's Insanity Sauce (be careful!)
Water
A Crockpot
Directions:
- Poor vegetables in crockpot, and sprinkle with paprika.
- Cut "slots" on each side of the beef so it can "breath" (make a checkerboard pattern with your knife). Don't cut all the way through (just yet), and get an adult to do this for you if you are not old enough!
- Top veggies with beef, then sprinkle again with paprika.
- Add bullion cubes, then fill with water until broth almost covers beef (use your best judgment). Add more veggies if there is still room!
- Cook in crockpot on high for 5-6 hours, or until meat is fall-apart-tender and the potatoes can be easily cut in half with a dull knife. Once or twice during cooking, be sure to flip the beef in the pot so both sides can bathe in the broth-y goodness, then add A FEW DROPS of Dave's Insanity Sauce (or the hot sauce of your choice).
- While still in pot, break apart meat with a fork and dull knife so you've got some nice bite-size beefy bits that can be scooped up with a ladle. Serve and enjoy!
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